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[dudepeel]

I already twittered about this abomination but I wanted to show a cover to cover comparison:


Do you see this? Do you see what they've done?

You know I don't really know why they didn't pick Slim to be the lead, he's angsty, arrogant, good loOH GOD WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS?

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[rondo]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

that is horrible beyond words

[dudepeel]

FFF THE SUMMARY I JUST...WHY?


...what is going on in your icon?

[rondo]

I'M AFRAID TO LOOK IT UP.

Effective censorship. 8)

[dudepeel]

OH....OH YOU GET IT COPYPASTED.


THE X-MEN GET A RADICAL NEW REMIX IN A STORY ABOUT TEEN ANGST, FIRST LOVE, AND WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN

High school student Kitty Pryde has always been the odd girl out. A mutant, she was born with strange superpowers, magical talents that make her the class freak. But Kitty’s world is changed when she’s invited to study at Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, a special home for mutant teens. There’s just one catch: Kitty’s the only girl at the all-boy school, and she ends up just feeling like a freak all over again.

Then Kitty meets Pyro and the ultra-hot bad boys of the Hellfire Club. They’re the school’s elite–handsome, rich, and totally above the rules. Now Kitty seems to have it all: a dreamy boyfriend, super-cool friends, and the chance to develop her extraordinary talents. But why is her heart telling her that something is wrong? Will Kitty ever find the place where she belongs, or is she doomed to be a misfit forever?

IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

I..I see.

[rondo]

Fanfiction.net and every shitty shoujo ever is suing.

[dudepeel]

I KNOW. I MEAN COME ON, AT LEAST TRY TO BE A LITTLE ORIGINAL.

oh wait.

it's shoujo.

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