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experiment no. 5
Jun. 4th, 2009 05:04 amI found the audiobook of the 2009 Star Trek novelization.
This is going to end horribly.
I also feel the need to rewatch/catch up with Heroes.
This is going to end horribly.
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May. 26th, 2009 05:14 pmHOLY SHIT STAR TREK WAS SO AWESOME I JUST...OH MY GOD.
ASKLFJSALFJASLKVLASJDFLKASJLKJSAFKLJSALFLKJSAKFJAKLSFJADJA I WILL KEYBOARD MASH IN PLACE OF IT. BECAUSE NOTHING CAN REALLY FULLY PORTRAY MY FANNISH, GIRLISH GLEE.
LET'S BULLET POINT THIS:
☆ MOTHERFUCKING ROMULAN SHIP WAS SO COOL LOOKIN' I ALMOST SQUEALED. seriously i was having a minor retard-out over how awesome it looked.
☆12 YEAR OLD KIRK DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR VINTAGE CARS, HE WILL DRIVE THEM AND BLAST BEASTIE BOYS AND WILL JUST STOP TO ASK "IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER". FUCK YOUR ROBOT COPS.
☆TINY SPOCK WILL MESS YOUR SHIT UP.
☆Let's get this out of the way right now: Kirk is amazing holy shit. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT SORT OF HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM. HE IS SO AMAZING HOLY SHIT I JUST...oh kirk why do you make me crush on you.
☆Bones was awesome, but compared to the AWESOMENESS of everyone else, he was a bit dimmer. :(
☆KOORK. WICTOR WICTOR. oh my god chekov why you so awesome? Seriously, I just...SO CUTE. 100% FINE EUROPEAN MANBOY. (speaking of which we rented Charlie Bartlett this weekend too - it was pretty good, but horribly depressing. I wanted to give everyone in that movie a hug. THAT ACTOR IS SO CUTE IT HURTS.)
☆ lmao Sulu. FENCING IS NOT HAND TO HAND COMBAT.
☆ SCOTTY AKLSDJKASJFALKSJFLASJKFLAKSJJVSADS OH MY GOD.
☆ Spock was okay. I mean he wasn't...terrible or anything, he just wasn't as stellar as everyone else. Might've been the actor?
☆ Old Spock, on the other hand, was amazing.I might've teared up during "I have been and always will be your friend." Okay I totally did end up wibbling an INSANE amount.
☆ I liked that everyone was still themselves, but there were little changes that completely worked with the AU idea. (Speaking of which, the AU thing was really done well.)
☆ I don't know what the hell was up with Uhura, but it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would.
☆ GREEN ALIEN WOMEN.
☆ I was vaguely disappointed in Nero? I mean he wasn't as bad as old villains, but compared to everyone else he fell kinda...flat.
☆ I BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER.
☆ EVERYONE WAS SO GODDAMN ADORABLE JESUS CHRIST.
☆ I CAN'T BELIEVE J.J. ABRAMS MADE THIS FILM. HONESTLY. I HAD NO IDEA HE COULD MAKE GOOD THINGS.
☆ CAPSLOCK.
ASKLFJSALFJASLKVLASJDFLKASJLKJSAFKLJSALFLKJSAKFJAKLSFJADJA I WILL KEYBOARD MASH IN PLACE OF IT. BECAUSE NOTHING CAN REALLY FULLY PORTRAY MY FANNISH, GIRLISH GLEE.
LET'S BULLET POINT THIS:
☆ MOTHERFUCKING ROMULAN SHIP WAS SO COOL LOOKIN' I ALMOST SQUEALED. seriously i was having a minor retard-out over how awesome it looked.
☆12 YEAR OLD KIRK DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR VINTAGE CARS, HE WILL DRIVE THEM AND BLAST BEASTIE BOYS AND WILL JUST STOP TO ASK "IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER". FUCK YOUR ROBOT COPS.
☆TINY SPOCK WILL MESS YOUR SHIT UP.
☆Let's get this out of the way right now: Kirk is amazing holy shit. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT SORT OF HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM. HE IS SO AMAZING HOLY SHIT I JUST...oh kirk why do you make me crush on you.
☆Bones was awesome, but compared to the AWESOMENESS of everyone else, he was a bit dimmer. :(
☆KOORK. WICTOR WICTOR. oh my god chekov why you so awesome? Seriously, I just...SO CUTE. 100% FINE EUROPEAN MANBOY. (speaking of which we rented Charlie Bartlett this weekend too - it was pretty good, but horribly depressing. I wanted to give everyone in that movie a hug. THAT ACTOR IS SO CUTE IT HURTS.)
☆ lmao Sulu. FENCING IS NOT HAND TO HAND COMBAT.
☆ SCOTTY AKLSDJKASJFALKSJFLASJKFLAKSJJVSADS OH MY GOD.
☆ Spock was okay. I mean he wasn't...terrible or anything, he just wasn't as stellar as everyone else. Might've been the actor?
☆ Old Spock, on the other hand, was amazing.
☆ I liked that everyone was still themselves, but there were little changes that completely worked with the AU idea. (Speaking of which, the AU thing was really done well.)
☆ I don't know what the hell was up with Uhura, but it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would.
☆ GREEN ALIEN WOMEN.
☆ I was vaguely disappointed in Nero? I mean he wasn't as bad as old villains, but compared to everyone else he fell kinda...flat.
☆ I BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER.
☆ EVERYONE WAS SO GODDAMN ADORABLE JESUS CHRIST.
☆ I CAN'T BELIEVE J.J. ABRAMS MADE THIS FILM. HONESTLY. I HAD NO IDEA HE COULD MAKE GOOD THINGS.
☆ CAPSLOCK.
WHY DOES IT SYNCH UP SO WELL?!
