there's a house across the river

So for our summer D&D campaign we have the following:

-A spider-person
-A half dragon
-A bird person
-A Nightcrawler tiefling
-A human version of a drow (i.e. a human who has spent most of their lives underground.)

And me, a human bard.

Yeah. This is....yeah. This is going to be awesome.

(Did I mention that my fiddle is tricked out in adamantine so I can use it as a weapon? And the string is made of mermaid hair? BECAUSE IT IS. The story is that a mermaid was giving Oskar/me a blow job and he/I got a little rough.

How it actually happened is that Oskar bought it on the black market for a very reasonable price. But it downs his badass cred, so shhh.)