dudepeel: KEIGO GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE (SHUT UP NERD)
Fluffy ([personal profile] dudepeel) wrote2009-05-28 01:39 am

stay with me, go places.

ثChristopherש says:
YOU CAN TELL HOW OLD ROLAND IS BY HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION
ثChristopherש says: (2:20:47 PM)
AS A VERY VERY YOUNG CHILD :)
ثChristopherש says: (2:20:51 PM)

TEENAGER >:|
ثChristopherש says: (2:20:54 PM)

NOW: >:(

This post has nothing to do with The Dark Tower. In an effort to alleviate spam from my twitter, I'M GONNA MAKE A POST ABOUT METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE GEARING.

1. Check this site out, if you haven't.
2. Feed the Kojima troll by fueling theories in this post?
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!


Awwwrriiight since only Tora knows what the fuck I'm talking about (sort of), I'm gonna make this brief-ish.

HA HA I'M JUST TROLLING. THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE LONG. So according to a Famitsu article, this is what we know about that Big Boss lookin' motherfucker there:

-The game takes place seven years after MGS4
-It is not Big Boss.
-He played a role in MGS, MGS2, MGS4
-The seven years haven't been kind to him - rapid aging due to something retarded.
-The mark on the old man's hat is very important.
-Kojima is a massive troll.

Possible candidates:
-Otacon -though that would make Otacon inexplicably a clone, but then again THIS IS MGS.
-Akiba
-Solidus
-Keanu Reeves (courtesy of [personal profile] rondo)

-SITE ANALYSIS SECTION-
-It's a rainy field, Raiden-esque kids have been seen running about the place. But that would be too obvious. EXCEPT, aforementioned Raiden-esque kids have brown eyes, not blue. So...Sunny, maybe? I doubt it. It could be GRAY FOX!!1! (because no one ever really dies), could be Raiden's kid, which is even less likely considering that it only takes place seven years later. Sunny is the strongest candidate so far.

Those screws are bothering me though - and the shoulders are too wide for it to be a girl. :/
-The current countdown ends on June 1st!
-Letters/numbers are interspersed with shots of B.B. clone. Doubt the timing plays a real factor.
all I got before I got bored was "pees3reepr" or something like that. Honestly. I don't even know.

PS3, reaper?, peeper?, PEPPER POTTS? TONY STARK IS A BIG BOSS CLONE YOU SAY? CAP LIVES ON IN BUCKY'S ARM USING NANOMACHINES AND HYPNOTHERAPY? LIQUID'S VOICE ACTOR VOICED WEASEL, THOR AND DAREDEVIL IN ULTIMATE ALLIANCE YOU SAY?

I concur, good sir. I concur. Weasel IS Bucky AND Captain America.
-KOJIMA IS A MASSIVE TROLL WHY DO I OVER-ANALYZE THIS SHIT?

Oh also I just noticed that the new Outer Heaven's logo looks like the Dark Mark.

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